Rooster's New Top-Secret Rooftop Project!

Slicin Meat

the other day, rooster and doc were out gettin chorizo when they noticed a garage sale goin on. these nice ladies were insisting that we buy something. so rooster got this:



FOR $1!!!!

but then, doc saw something that was even more awesome. something that has since changed the lives of all those in the neighborhood...

he got one of these:



For $10!!!!

What is that you ask???

well, I'll give you a hint.

it takes this:



and turns it into this:



it's also great for turning this:




into this:



so, that night, doc and rooster drank a lot of these:



and a whole lotta this:



we called over some of these:


and for some reason these showed up too:



with some of this:



which was easily turned into this:



using this:



so everybody's partyin, having a good time. but they're all wasted.

then this happened:



which really sucked, because we were about to bust open this:


then, in the pain, rooster accidentally triggers this:



which he happened to have in the cabinet where doc's medical kit used to be.

Then everybody panics.

To be continued.....



What's gonna happen next?????? Will Doc and Rooster get out alive????

Stay tuned for the next episode to find out!!!!


-rooster

Rise of the Machines or Robot Sex Slaves?

Well, it has begun. What do y'all think about this?



Them South Koreans are making robots. Pretty crazy shit.



Kinda sexy.

Remember this?



There's even a whole segment of people that have a robot fetish.

Some people call them "Gynoids."



what about this?



or this?



I mean, I can see training these gynoids to be deadly assasins or something. but when it comes to makin gravy, I would definitely prefer the real thing. then again, it gives a whole new meaning to the Godfather of Soul's axiom "I'm a funky sex machine!"
Thoughts?

-rooster